Saturday, April 25, 2009

da do run run?

My girls had their annual Plainfield Elementary School Jogathon yesterday. In our house, it's more like the day we go to watch the girls NOT run. There are many variations of this excercise. We call them the semi-run. The run only when teachers are looking or yelling. The run one lap, and then walk the rest. Or, my personal favorite.....the walk if you feel like it and say "to hell with it all".

Lolo has mastered the actual run. The kind of run you do till you just can't do it no more. We call it the do run run.


Oh Lolo. Smaller than most of the species her age, she runs and smiles. And smiles and runs. And her knees are up by her elbows, but still she runs..... She ran 8 laps around a 1/6 mile track. That is roughly 1 and 1/3 miles. Pretty good I say.

Now Alaina, my oldest, and perhaps most closet-girly of all three (I say closet-girly because she will swear she hates pink, but cry if she breaks a sweat and is VERY worried about her hair) hates the Jogathon. She likes the sunshine, the open-air market (i.e. shopping) and the water horse (which is just a giant drinking fountain) but could live without the whole production all together. She's actually a lot like me when I was young, except she does what she feels like doing instead of doing what she's supposed to for fear of the consequences - which was what I always did. So, since she feels like walking, she walks. It doesn't really matter to me what she does, except she could use the excercise (she's a little on the lazy side - ssshhhh).

Julianna runs until her cheeks turn bright red, and I think her health is failing, and then she gets a drink, and walks a little, then runs some more. She is really thin and her skin is pale, and she turns this shade of pink that makes you think she has heat stroke, but it's just her normal look for breaking a sweat. Maybe it worries me because I don't see her break a sweat much(?) Until, near the very end, when she quit jogging or running or walking all together and went.........(drumroll please).......... shopping! But, she got caught by a teacher who told her she couldn't buy anything yet because she was supposed to still be on the track with the rest of her class. Ooops, busted. But, Papa told her "who cares", and held her on his lap until she got to go shopping. We won't tell anyone that she's my "To hell with it!" kid.



The girls spent plenty of money on very necessary items such as rain sticks made out of wrapping paper tubes filled with sand and covered with magazine pictures. Dried gourds make anything from a vase (julianna bought me one) to a bird feeder. Small blackboards on popsicle sticks make very fine garden plant labels (don't ask me what you do when it rains and washes the chalk off). Many plants are for sale and you can even buy a bag of garbage/soil (homemade compost) for 50 cents.
You know, I joke about the day, and the activities, and the kids, but you can't beat Plainfield for the old-school kind of school where parents show up and take pictures (and know everyone's names) and chear on the home team.....Hurray for jogging, walking, hiding out, quitting early, shopping and just plain growing up. You can't beat any of it!






Sunday, April 19, 2009

Betty Ford for Facebook....




Okay, why do we all love Facebook? I used to think "oh, give me a break, who needs facebook?". I didn't know what twitter meant and I figured, who cares??? Then, one life-altering day, I was told I had to join Facebook so that I could see what other people put on Facebook, and it was like "WHAT?" ....I have to join a website so than I can see what other people already WANT me to see??? Then, I realized, it's not like my time is:

a) that important or
b) hard to come by

so what the heck, right? I said, "I'll peek at other people and satisfy my curiosity....and not really JOIN Facebook". So, I remained Faceless on Facebook for awhile. I mean, I've seen my face enough already, and nobody else really wants to look, right? But, people kept saying "you need a picture, where's your picture, what no picture, blah, blah, blah......" But, I stood strong, and held firm, like the old song goes, like a rock. I remained faceless. As a matter of fact, if you clicked on 'view friends' it probably said - 'angelique has no friends'. Still, I didn't care......

Then, I thought - well, maybe one picture. But, just like those damn cigarettes...."one picture can't hurt me, right?" One picture leads to two, two lead to four, then an album. Before you know it, people are asking you "why so many pictures?"........Then one day you find yourself looking at all your friends and their friends, and searching for people you know/knew/want to know and best (worst) of all, people that you don't want to know that you know.... the next thing you know - YOU'RE HOOKED!!!!

That's right, my friends. Hooked on Facebook! Now, just like the old days when people would say "Come on, Ang. What's the big deal? Try it, you'll like it"...................... Now I'M the one pushing today's new drug.....Just today I sent a YOU HAVE TO JOIN FACEBOOK email to my sister of all people. I'll drag anyone down with me - no one is safe.

Really, it's a semi-safe addiction all things considered. It certainly isn't as permanent as the Big Green Gecko tattoo I thought I would ALWAYS love.......(nope, after the age of say, 23, the old girl is not very much fun anymore, and she's faded, and old-looking just like me)!
After all, Facebook is informative and fun! It's fabulous and exciting! You learn many new things and get to send your friends e-drinks! If I hadn't joined Facebook, I would never have known that my Third Eye Chakra is the most open. And after so many years singing the classic 1960's hit "Sing it loud! I'm black and I'm proud!", and thinking I was a direct descendant of Otis Redding (or closely related in another life), I took the wise Facebook Quiz HOW BLACK ARE YOU? and I found out that I am not black at all, but JUST PLAIN WHITE! (That's okay, because I always knew Michael Jordan was out of my league...) Or, how about 'which pin up girl are you'? Even boys can play that one.!!! Sure, it depends on the boy.......................
Above all else, I can safely say that Facebook is my new favorite place to waste time. I'm giving up Dutch Bros cold turkey - 535 calories in a Large Annihilator???? Please! Facebook gives me just as much energy as the caffeine, and I'm saving calories! The only way Facebook could make me fat is if I never get off my A** (which could be a possibility now that I think about it.....)

Maybe I could parlay my new favorite vice into a money making opportunity??? I will convince everyone I know to join facebook until we're all so addicted that we don't get anything else done. When people start losing their jobs, and becoming depressed, and wondering why........I'll open up a rehab for Facebook.
Betty Ford for Facebook?
No, I' think I'll call it "Erasebook".

Gotta go, I need to see who wrote on my wall...........................................................

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